The chapter opens with the narrator declaring that he has no idea how to "please the women" and that he will "just lick here" and "swallow thats right" . He then proceeds to describe the various ways in which he can satisfy the women and how he can make them feel as if they are in heaven. He says that if a woman is "a little excited," don't put the cock in right away, even if the woman is already excited. He also says that he hasn't yet put the "squash" in, but that he'll make the woman "go numb" with the splay. He tells the narrator to "slap smack any woman pant pant" , and the narrator says he will let him taste the "best climax" of his life. The narrator then says that when he truly enjoys the sex, his partner will "do as well" as he did. He concludes that he can have sex with "any kind of woman" and enjoy it, and that this is "just the beginning" of a long road ahead.