The scene opens with the assistant lee trying to talk to the professor, who is trying to blow a kiss. The assistant is so horny that he wants the kiss to be more "remarkably provocative." He wants to know why the professor is doing the kiss without him. The professor says that he has never seen anything so "delicious." The assistant says that the kiss has been going on for a while and that his nipples have gotten "hard" . He also wants to taste the kiss. He says that it tastes like "spike spurt spurt spurt" of semen. The kiss makes him feel "so good" and he says he loves the professor. He curses the professor and says he will kill him if he tries to scratch his face. He asks the professor if he is okay and the professor says he is. He goes on to say that the professor tried to kill him and that he will not go near the university ever again.