In this chapter, we learn that there's a half price promotion going on at some of the best hotels in town. If you're in a hurry, you can grab a ride in one of those cabs. But, if you've got a headache, you'll have to stay in a hotel for the night. In other words, you have to go to a hotel that's offering a half-price promotion for the rest of the week. So, what's up with that? Well, it's just that the hotel doesn't have anything for you to do after you get out of the cab. The only thing you can do is have sex with the hotel's "in-rub rub" , which is a fancy way of saying, "I'm going to rub your back, or something . . I know that, and I need to do it for you" . The "in rub rub" is basically an in-between sexual act, where you rub the back of someone's body with your fingers . It's kind of