The narrator is drunk and having sex with his "lowlife senior pant" . He's not sure what to make of this scene, but he's pretty sure that it's going to be a lot of fun. The narrator complains about how lecherous the senior pant is, and how he can't stand the way he uses his tongue. The senior pant, he says, is "the worst . . sticky . whoa . so thick . gulp . twitch . sorry i thought it was better if i came into your mouth ." The narrator goes on and on about how awesome it is to be able to have sex with a senior pant , and then he says that he'd rather be the only person who feels good than be the one who feels bad.