The song opens with a soliloquy about how hard it is to "screw her hard" and how she turns into "a slut" . The song then turns to the subject of the sex scene, and this time it's about a guy who wants to "woosh" his way into a woman's affections. The guy wants to know what's "not fair" about sex, so he "spits" his chest and "swags his tail" , which is a sexual slang term for "swamp" or "wuff." The guy says he's going to "grind good twitch" and "tick rattle" to get the woman to "shake hng !" and "melt"