The narrator complains that his wife is getting teased for her beauty by a "masseur" . He's been doing this for two days straight, and now he's addicted. He wants to expose her "secret," but he can't resist the "old man" who's "better than any guy I've ever had . . squeeze ! . release ! he squeezes ! best than anyone i've never met . twitch ! i'm going to cum ! I'm gonna be ka-chack