The narrator complains to his wife that she gets teased massage from a masseur who puts his fingers in her husband's neck. He says that the massage is getting moist, and that the masseur keeps doing the same thing to her neck. The narrator says that he cannot tell what kind of massage it is, but he does know that it is a "cum cumming" massage. He goes to the relaxation room and asks if he can have a massage. The masseuse says that they have a "massage menu" and a "charming beauty treatment" if he wants to try them. He then asks if the narrator would like to try a "hang therapy" , which is a kind of "massage" in which a person sits on a chair and holds a piece of wood in his or her hand. The massage is great, the narrator says, and he goes to sleep. He wakes up to find that the masseuse has asked him to take a course called "massage and chiropractic oil massage" . The course is 90 minutes long and costs about $120. He asks to change into his evening clothes and lie down on the massage table. The woman who works in the room says that she is a woman and that she will be able to wake him up anytime soon. He agrees to take the course.