In this chapter, we learn that the protagonist's salary will be cut if he doesn't show up at work on time. He's super excited about the prospect of seeing his little girl, Juliet, at the comic con, but he's also worried that she's not cute enough to be a part of the show. Luckily, his uncle is there to help him out. He shows the protagonist around the comic-book section, where he can find all kinds of cool things to do. He also tells the protagonist that there's a competition going on to see who can be the best pirate-conceiter. The red team is going to win, and the blue team is definitely going to lose. The protagonist is all, "dude, I can't believe you're going to fight with a girl that's so tiny!" .