The narrator tells us that he blew his entire paycheck on a 32-inch monitor a few months ago. He's not happy about it, but he's also not angry about the fact that his streamer friends are being arrested for having sex on their streams. The narrator is all, "hey, I'm innocent, I don't want to die, but I can't explain why you're such a cute little girl." The narrator says that he expected more of the streamer than being a "popular streamer" .