Quagmire [Mature]

The scene opens with a soliloquy by the young woman. She tells the audience that she has been waiting for the goddess for a long time. She says that when she first saw the goddess on the news, she wondered if she was really the woman on the screen. The young woman says that she tried to help her out by working, but that she couldn't stand the way she was being treated. She asks the woman to slap her. The woman slaps her, saying that she feels like she's going to have sex with the woman, but she stops herself and says she'll slap her as well. She then tells the woman that if she wants, she can send her an e-mail every time she wants sex with a "national goddess." The woman is horrified at the idea of having sex with "a national goddess," but she says she will send it to her every month if she needs it.