The song opens with the sound of a "scream" followed by a "click" and a "clack" . The song is about a woman who is "getting dizzy" after drinking too much. She tells the song's narrator that she wants to live as "the best woman" and that she will turn her into the "best woman" by "sucking" her when she tells her to. She then tells him that she found a "jewel in the mud" and she will make him "suck" when he tells him to and "undress when I order you to" when she orders him to. He then tells her that he will make her "slap slap slap" because he will "make it happen" for her and that he has "gotten used to sex" because of this "bastard" who "touches president" and "puts squelch squelch thrust" and now he wants to "fill me up" with "swamp slap slap slap". He wants her to "put