Okay, now we're back to the action. It's now time for us to find out what it's like to be the one who's sucking. Okay, we'll get to that in a second. But first, let's get a little context on what's going on. We know that you're probably thinking, "What the heck is this all about?" Well, it turns out that this whole "kissing" thing is just a metaphor for the way in which we've been conditioned to think of ourselves as being morally superior to the rest of the world. We also know that this is the first time that we'd ever heard of the term "puppet" before, so we can't really blame you for being a little freaked out by the whole "sucking" thing. We're also pretty sure that you don't want to be a part of the "kiss kissing" thing, either.