In this chapter, the narrator introduces us to a new character named "little hottie" , who has just met "bai zhan" . We learn that the two of them have been seeing each other for a while, and that they've been avoiding each other's company. "Little hottie," says the narrator, "has a boyfriend and doesn't tell his best friend. She's rude. How could she possibly have a boyfriend? petrified have I gone blind?" . The narrator asks the two if they'd seen each other the night before, and they both admit that they did. The first thing the narrator asks is "who are you?" , and the second question is "when did you start meeting each other?" The narrator tells us that "he's pretty good at acting," and that "in certain aspects" he's "really good" at acting. He then asks "who is you?" and the two start talking about "hottie." The narrator says that she's not sure if this is a romance, or if it's just "a soul swap." He asks if the two are going to say that it was a melodramatic shojo manga, but the narrator says it isn't melodramatic, and