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ISSUE 3 CROWDEN CHRISTOPHER SEBELA I RO STEIN | TED BRANDT I TRIONA FARRELL CARDINAL RAE image
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Her phone's still down . Samey's got an idea tho . Campaign's at 1.57 mil . We're gonna be so rich . Five people don't split out to rich Plus Reapr takes a cut , 20 % off the top . Don't forget taxes Plus we gotta get an Auditor BE MORE CAFETORIUM You guys are assholes . On the bright side , any of us dies , that's one less cut . Not worried . I made an ammo run to Click Click Boom , I'm set . GD You dopes coming ? That thing worked . -I II Me and Pete just parked . WHAT THING , SAMEY ? Y'KNOW , IF WE JUST WAIT ... THING I USED TO TRACK THAT ACTOR WITH THE KIDNAPPING CHARGE LAST YEAR . SAYS THEY'RE AT THE CORAL SANDS , DESK CLERK CONFIRMS . WE CAN BE THERE IN TEN . NO ONE ELSE HAS THIS INFO AND SHE'S GONNA HIT AT LEAST TWO ML IN A DAY OR SO . SURE , WOLF MAYBE WE GET SOME FOOTAGE , MAKE A FEW HUNDRED PACKAGING IT PRETEND WE TRUST EACH OTHER NOT TO GO PICK HER OFF WITHOUT THE REST OF US . Gamar CAFE TORIUM " APPARENTLY THESE LADIES ARE SCARY AS HELL . " HE'S GOT A POINT ME AND REPEAT WOULD SELL YOU ALL OUT TO GET THIS TO OURSELVES YEAH . ME TOO ALREADY HAD A PLAN DRAWN UP SSMYRRRKKI SAME . SO WE DO IT NOW MOVE IN FORMATION QUICKLY HEADSHOTS ALL AROUND .
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WARAN W OLOT SFS NOT 5 CE2 14 YUK RA D 2 20 ASLAY ARCA AWWAG AAN SCAN ACCEPTED WELCOME MR HUFNAGLE O תעה לאמא 13 154 1973 ANN 149.00 2.2 ) ANA W211 WARE DE SVEN TAT FLEEMOS ... 12 5.41 SONDVALG BRNO 11 r . 2205 AL
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ORY TOTALLY , BUT I HAD AN IDEA THE OTHER NIGHT HOW TO BAG THIS ONE . I THINK ... I THINK THIS MIGHT BE MY BIGGEST KILL YET . POLICE LINE DY ARRIVAL WITHOUT INCIDENT . AH . I'LL GET THEM TO BUMP OUR LIABILITY COVERAGE POLICE CINC sa 27 | SOM * JUST IN CASE . RAS
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ACCOMMODATIONS OBTAINED FREE OF CHARGE HEY , NO , OUT . WE RENTED THIS PLACE UNTIL TUESDAY SHWA MINOR DIFFICULTIES ENCOUNTERED . AND CONTAINED . NO WINDOW.NO ADJOINING WALL . BASED ON PHYSIOGNOWY THEY SHOULD REMAIN INERT FOR THE NEXT FOUR HOURS TARGET HASN'T LEFT ME MUCH TO WORK WITH NOT AN IMPEDIMENT THOUGH . FOR AS MUCH AS SHES RAISED , THIS WAS NEVER GOING TO BE A NEAT AND SIMPLE COLLECTION FORTUNATELY I PACK FOR SUCH EVENTUALITIES AND EVERY OTHER ONE I CAN CONCEIVE OF
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ido OH JEEZ , VITA I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE . GRAB THE BAGS . AND DOG VM AGHH ! IT DIE ! MOTHERFUCK ! I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS SAFE ! NO ! STAY LOW BEHIND ME . CAN I GET A GUN ? I CAN'T EVEN TRUST YOU NOT TO GET US TRACKED DOWN FOR ONE FREAKING NIGHT ARE YOU HIGH ? OH MY GOD ! IT WASN'T NE !
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PLAN THIS WAS PLAN B. SHUT UP . mum ООО EER I'M GONNA GET IN THE BACK AND LIE DOWN . CORALS NO , I NEED YOU UP HERE THIS TIME , SCOOT DOWN AND WHEN I TELL YOU DO SOMETHING Dar esa I KNOW . ' DO IT OR YOU DIE . BL4H BLAH BLAH ! BLAH BL44 NOTHING , DUM DUM WE GOT PAPARAZZI ON OUR TAIL OH . THAT'S BAD , RIGHT ? THEY'RE LIKE REGULAR PAPARAZZI EXCEPT THEY HAVE WEAPONS 50 YEAH NOT GREAT
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FOR THE RECORD , I DONT WANT ANY OF THIS THEN WHY DID YOU GET US BURNED AT TWO DIFFERENT PLACES ? AURULURUMS " I DIDN'T ! YOU BROKE MY PHONE AND I WAS ASLEEP WHILE YOU WERE DANCING IN YOUR VR HELMET " YOU SAW THAT ? " " UM , I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT . " HERE RELOAD ME . " CHARLE , YOU CAN'T BE AS DUMB AS YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE . " OH YEAH ? DO WAITA MINUTE..I'M OFFENDED HOLD THE CLIP LIKE IT'S THE STEM OF A MARGARITA GLASS HAR DEE WAR WAR . YOU'RE HILARIOUS HAG do CHARLIE STEADY . PELLER IELT ITEMPI - SEE ? I'M USEF -- OH SHIT an
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I'M NOT GETTING DEAD BY YOU BUDDY " NEWTON'S THIRD TIL LAW , DUMMY ! " te ok LM , NO . WHY DON'T YOU KILL THESE FUCKERS ? I TOLD YOU . CHARLIE THE LAST THING I WANT IS TO LETS TRY THIS . HEX PHYSICS IS YOUR FRIEND YOU GOOD ? I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU MYSELE I SWEAR TO GOD . HE'S STILL COMING . rooo
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OKAY , THAT ONE WAS TOTALLY ON ME IM SUPER SORRY I GET IT , YOU'RE PANICKING . NO ONE'S EVER TRIED TO BUT THIS IS KILL YOU BEFORE WHAT THEY'RE COUNTING BOO HOO ON , YOU FREAKING AND RUNNING RIGHT INTO A HAIL OF BULLETS THAT'S WHY YOU GOT ME . I'M YOUR BULLETPROOFING " CAUSE I'M PRETTY OKAY AT IT . " SO YOU REALLY REALLY GOTTA LET ME DO MY JOB . ( į VITA I WAS GONNA SAY HOW COOL THAT WAS . DON'T APOLOGIZE AGAIN UNLESS YOU MEAN HOW ABOUT DON'T SAY ANYTHING ? wa 27
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" WE GOTTA FIND SOMEWHERE QUET . " wo00000 ! 3r TSAR Mr Lang Artreum HEAD ICA'S NEXT bottom HEY , WE NEED TO TALK win TROTTER ! TROTTER ! TROTTER ! " C'MON , CAM . I'M ENJOYING WATCHING MYSELS " WHAT'S NEW ? WE STILL GOTTA TALK " YOU SUGGESTED THIS PROMO OF ALL MY REAPR GREATEST HITS . " AND IT'S NOT WORKING EVEN WITH ELLISON , THE MILLION BUCKS AND RISING YOUR NUMBERS ARE STALE " YOUVE PLATEALED , AFTER THAT COMES THE DECLINE . THE CRASH . ETCETERA . WE'RE DOING TRIAGE NOW . " " THAT'S ... THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN . I HAVE FOUR MILLION FOLLOWERS ! " " AND TEN THOUSAND COMPETITORS . YOU OPENED THE DOOR OTHER PEOPLE WERE BOUND TO WALK THROUGH IT , TOO . WATCH THIS FOOTAGE AND TELL ME NO ONE'S THINKING ABOUT ME . " THEY MIGHT FOLLOW YOU , BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY THINK ABOUT YOU MUCH . " DON'T POUT . I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS
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THE REAL HOUSELESS.COM V RECAN STRETCHING BACK A YEAR LIKE HER TRASH . IT'S ALL TAME OUT CONTAMERS AND ? TO GO COFFEE CUPS HER DVR FALLED UP WEEKS AGO . UNWATCHED SHOWS SHES NEVER HERE MY SHOWS A DELIMADOPTION ( 30 ) WHO WANTS TO EAT A MOLLICNOVAE ( 22 CHANNEL SE7EN'S DEAL OR NO DEAL AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BOTTOM CHIEF JUSTICE FIERI : A RETROSPECTINE RU PAUL'S INDY 500 ( 9 ) GOALS LAPTOP IS DEAD . WIPED CLEAN . MAKES SENSE , HER WHOLE LIFE IS DIGITAL , TRANSITORY NATION OF KILLERS SUPERNATURAL ( 412 ) SHES A MOARCER . COPES UPON COPIES OF HER PERSONAL EFFECTS SCATTERED ACROSS A DOZEN EXTERNAL DRIVES MARCH CAN NORMALLY BE USEFUL WHAT MUSIC SHE LISTENS TO . WHAT WHETHER THEY'RE ORGANIZED OR NOT . WHAT KIND OF PORN SHE KEEPS ON JANO . EXCEPT SHE WA : SO MUCH OF IT . HARD TO CONNECT ON A DEEP LEVEL WITH A BRICK WALL . THERES NO THERE THERE ITS ALL MIODEN AWAY SORRY FOR ENJOY THE THE MESS . REST OF YOUR VACATION . ALMOST AD11 / 24BLE . SO IL LOOK ELSEWHERE
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WORD IS OUT . CAMPAIGNERS ARE CLAWING TERRITORY GUESS I SHOULD DO THE SAME 1 COUNT EIGHT PEOZE MATCANG TANS HOUSE CURRENTLY N NOW THIS IS INSPIRING ALL SHE WAS IS A DFEND PROFILE AND 4 GUN COLLECTION SOMEONE INTRIGUING JOURN AND SECRETS THE BEST FEATURE OF ALL .
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" OH , COME ON HERE ? WHY ? " WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CAVE TO A LIBRARY ? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ? UNTL THEY SHUT THEM DOWN . ORN ATUN NOW PEOPLE LIVE HERE . GREAT . HOWS THIS REMOTELY SAFE ? LIBRARIES INSTALLED SIGNAL JAMMERS TO KEEP PEOPLE OFF THEIR PHONES , TO MAKE IT A MORE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE lo 00 WHICH IRONICALLY KILLED OFF MOST OF THEIR TRAFFIC EXCEPT FOR THE DIEHARDS AND ' DIEHARD ISNT SOME NICKNAME . AN 50 IT'S THE BEST PLACE WE CAN BE WITHOUT MOVING OUT TO THE DESERT UNTRACKABLE , UNPREDICTABLE WELCOME TO THE GOLDWYN . CHECKING IN VACANCIES FICTION LARGE PRINT REFERENCE EVERAL SUBJECT ) ором с ror , WE'LL TAKE THAT VACANT STUDY ROOM . GUESSING YOU DON'T PUT IT ON HAVE ANY MY BILL CASH HEY , DON'T BLAME ME FOR LIVING LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE YEP SORRY ? VACANCIES FICTION LARGE PRINT REFERENCE LSEVERAL SUBJECTS ) I DON'T GIVE A SHIT . TOP OF THE STAIRS STUDY ROOM DC
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I DON'T WANT TO BE ALL JUDGY 14 15 NI THEN YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE . WE'RE LUCKY TO GET A ROOM THE DOWNTOWN BRANCH HAS A FOUR - MONTH WAITING LIST I'D SAY DON'T PEE IN HERE , BUT IT WOULD ONLY BE AN IMPROVEMENT ALL YOU , CHARLE . I'M GONNA GRAB SOME MATTRESSES AND PRINTOUTS . ILL COME WITH AND HELP ! GROSS . BUT ITS FINE . WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK IF YOU TRULY WANT TO HELP CHARLIE , YOULL STAY HERE , GIVE ME TWENTY MINUTES ALONE . OH WAY ? FIKRAID " JUST . STAY . " THINK UP A NAME FOR DOG " AND PREPARE TO TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW YOU GOT US TRACKED DOWN W - EN I GET BACK " DON'T CARE . I'M OFF THE CLOCK ' I DIDN'T DO . " " MAKE ALL YOUR EXCUSES ONCE I GET BACK . "
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I DIDN'T THINK YOU LITERALLY MEANT PAPERWORK CAN'T YOU DO IT ONLINE ? THEY CAN'T STOP IT THEY NEVER COULD . SO INSTEAD THEY BUREAUCRATIZE IT TO DEATH . YOU'RE SIGNING A CONFESSION , BASICALLY WITH EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES . MOST PEOPLE HAVE TO HIRE AUDITORS WHO SPECIALIZE IN APPEALS PAPERWORK , AND THEY COST MORE THAN MOST LITIGATORS ONE OF THE RULES YOU HAVE TO DO IT BY HAND . AND THESE SUCKERS ARE COMPLICATED . SUBFORMS AND CROSS - REFERENCING AND IF YOU SCREW UP YOU GO RIGHT TO JAIL . I DON'T GET HOW COPS ARE COOL WITH ALL THIS REAP STUFF SURE . MURDER ACCOUNTANTS WHY NOT ? HOW DO THEY FIGURE OUT WHO YOU KILLED AND WHO DIED BY , UM , MISADVENTURE ? YET YOU'RE FILLING ALL THESE OUT YOURSELF COPS LOVE REAPR CASES . WORK ' EM HARD , CLEAR ' EM QUICK YOU DON'T FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK YOU MISS ONE COMMA OR LEGAL CODE ? YOU JUST FLUSHED YOUR APPEAL THEY THROW YOU DOWN A DEEP DARK HOLE WITH ALL THE OTHER REAP WANNABES STILL WAITING FOR A TRAL AUDITORS COST AN ARM AND A LEG PLUS IT PAYS TO BE HONORABLE AND DO THE WORK . NOT ALL THE TIME , NOT WITH EVERYONE BUT YOU SHOULD HWE SOMETHING TO HANG ON TO , KEEP YOURSELF ACCOUNTABLE . SSMYRRRKK LIKE FENANCE THERE'S A REASON WERE LIVING IN A LIBRARY RIGHT NOW . I LIKE TO THINK I'M DOING MY PART TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST IT .
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IN THE TAXONOMY OF PROFOUNDLY UNHEALTHY PLACES . I'VE SPENT THE LAST TWO DAYS IN TAREE AIRPORTS ON FOUR DIFFERENT PLANES - I FEEL TOXIC TO THE TOUCH FTM TOTAME MY NEXT STEPS I NEED TO GET INTO PHASE th HHHH UNDERSTAND WHO I'M HUNTING ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL , FROM THE SCENT THEY LEAVE ON THEIR TOWELS TO HOW MANY BOTTLES THEY KEEP IN THE HOUSE TRYING TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE OF THE GOAL FEELS IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT NOW . SHE'S UNPREDICTABLE . BUT THE WOMAN SHE HIRED / 5NT . DIG DEEP ENOUGH , YOU CAN ABSORB ENOUGH OF SOMEONE TO READ THEIR MIND PREDICT THEIR MOVEMENTS AND IF THAT DOESNT SUFFICE SOMETIMES THE UNIVERSE TAKES OVER , MAKES THEM LEAVE THEIR MYSTERIES LYING OUT , BEGGNG TO BE SOLVED . ANTICIPATION . GETTING TO KNOW THEIR QUIRKS . ALMOST MORE FUN THAN THE CRESCENDO / TSELE
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DO NO BORK BORK BORK WILL YOU PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF , MUTTLEY READ sis PEZ !!! HEY ! HI ! GOOD MORNING ! LATE AFTERNOON ALSO , YOU SNORE . LOUD . NO , I DON'T WHATCHA DOING ? YOU SURE CLEAN YOUR GUNS A LOT IT KEEPS MY HANDS BUSY . MAKES FOR BETTER SHOTS , TOO . OM TEACH ME TO SHOOT ! PLEEEEEASE ? LET'S START WITH RELOADING THAT'S THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
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I HATE THIS ! THESE STUPID BULLETS . --OW -- WORK BETTER COMING OUT THE OTHER END . PLEASE DROP THE ' WOE IS ME ROUTINE , CHARLIE . YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BRAINLESS , PEOPLE ARE APT TO START BELIEVING YOU TRY ME YOU NOW WILL YOU TEACH ME TO SHOOT ? TELL ME WHAT YOU DID , WHY YOUR REAP CAMPAIGN KEEPS GROWING I THOUGHT SO . STOP ACTING LIKE THIS IS FUN CHARLIE .
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ht " ... THIS AINT SUMMER CAMP wO00000 ! KEEP THIS PARTY GOING ! WHEN I GET BACK , WE'LL GET YOU ALL ON TONIGHT'S STREAM A YEAH , I'M PROBABLY GONNA RECORD ANOTHER SINGLE AFTER THIS I LOVE IT WHEN YOU KILL PEOPLE 8 TROTTER ! TROTTERI NOTICE TROTTER HAS TO GO , KIDS YOU'RE THE REAL HEROES ! WT THE HELL OUT OF HERE Z 구 YEP , BUT TUNE IN TO THE STREAM TONIGHT , ALIBIS . COME ON , CAN WE WRAP THIS UP ? I'M BORED TO TEARS . NO . HERE'S OUR NEXT OPTION FITS ALL YOUR SPECS HAS GOOD LIGHT , PRETTY RENTABLE YEAH , OKAY . AN EXPLOSION HERE A WALL THERE THIS HAS GOOD AMBUSH POTENTIAL CON MAGA
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SCENARIO 27 ARMED TERRORISTS SKYJACK PLANE Pula In UITI Cie SCENARIO 4 BASIC HOSTAGE NEGOTIATION D. 90 POWELL MASON Sts . SCENARIO X THE TROLLEY PROBLEM SIGH ISH NK
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OH , C'MON ! I WANNA SEE HOW IT ENOS ! AND I NEED HELP CARRYING GROCERIES , SO LET'S GO . DISGUISE . THIS HAT I GOT NOTHING . NO SECRET TRACKERS NO HIDDEN PHONES , I'M NOT TRYING TO DIE HERE IS USED ME EITHER THAT'S WHY I HAD TO CHECK . EMPTY YOUR POCKETS BEFORE WE GO . OOH , CAN WE GO IN NO . WE'RE LYING LOW . GETTING FOOD . COMING HOME . LISTEN , I KNOW I'M PAYING YOU TO KEEP ME ALIVE , BUT IF I HAVE TO LIVE IN A LIBRARY FOR A MONTH , I'M GONNA START RECONSIDERING THAT THREAT SOUNDS MORE CONVINCING EVERY TIME , CHARLIE . YOU STINK I HOPE SOMEONE BLOWS YOU UP GET THE HELL DOWN ! ODO REAPR inn THERE'S A NICE WAY TO DO THAT
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" ASSASSINATION TOURS . RIGHT BEHIND US . ... WHAT ? " no 111 PB OOM AND AS PROMISED FYON LOON DIRECTLY FRONT OF US YOU'LL SEE CHARLOTTE ELLISON , AHA THE MILLION DOLLAR GIRL ! WHOSE CAMPAIGN HAS RAISED OVER 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS 50 FAR AS OF 3PM ! PLEASE ENJOY THE COMPLWENTARY FIREARM UNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT Of You PEOPLE PAY MONEY FOR THIS ? MOSTLY TOURISTS FROM TOWNS TOO SMALL FOR REAPR . COME TO THE BIG CITY , KILL SOMEONE COME HOME WITH A PILE OF MONEY HOW THE CRAP DO THEY KEEP TRACKING US ? GIVE ME YOUR GUN ! I'LL SHOOT THEIR TIRES OR SOMETHING . THE HELL YOU WILL GET IN BACK AND STAY DOWN WHILE I LOSE THEM . PAGE DEM DOG , YOU DUMMY , GET DOWN . OH SON OF A B ... I JUST FIGURED IT OUT 11 THE DAMN DOG'S CHIPPED
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JUST BEFFE SPREAD OUT , LOOK FOR SOMETHING WE CAN USE TO EFFE GET THEM BACK HERE . C'MON , MY SHOULDER'S KILLING . LEMME GET A TASTE OOH YEAH , ME TOO . PSSSSSP WU HURRY UP , PSSSSSP I GOT IT ! I KNOW HOW TO GET THEM BACK HERE IT'S BRILLIANT ! GOING TO THE CAR ! BE RIGHT BACK ! I WONDER IF WE CAN SELL ANY OF THIS JUNK ? FREAKIN DA ! JIMMY GET THAT LIGHTER READY WHAT LIGHTER ?
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THERE IS THE MONEX WHICH IS COMPELLING TW USED TO MORE SINGULAR PURSUITS . PRIVATE CONTRACTS . LONG STANDING GRUDGES I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS . AND WITH REAPR THERE'S NOTHING BUT OTHERS Kodok WARNING THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHALLENGE MYSELF SEE NEW PLACES MEET NEW TERRIBLE PEOPLE . PLEASE DON'T DO THAT . 25
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TO STORES " STOP DRIVING SO FAST ! I WANT TO SHOOT THE BUS ! I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE THAT CAN WIPE DOG'S CHIP WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE HEAD FOR THE MALL . THE BUS CAN'T DRIVE THROUGH THERE WE GET TO THE OTHER SIDE AND IT'S TWO BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE BY ALLEY YOU'RE SURE THAT THING CAN'T CHASE US ? " NO ! WE'VE GOT TO GET OFF THE ROAD EVEN IF IT COULD GET THROUGH THE BARRIERS , IT'S WILDLY ILLEGAL PRETTY SURE THEY DON'T CARE TIPS PLEASE ENSURE YOUR SEATBELT IS FASTENED AND KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN WHILE THE PROTECTIVE SHUTTER MOVES INTO PLACE GIRL , YOU BETTER HAVE A LOT OF MONEY WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER EVERYONE SCATTER !
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I I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CAUTIOUS PL44444 ... YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE GROVE . WE'RE AT THE GROVE . THIS IS JUST GOING TO GET WORSE . YOU KNOW . WHAT ? NO . DOG IS OURS WE GET TO THE HOUSE AND THIS'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE . LET'S LET DOG GO ! HE'LL BE FINE ! SOMEONE RICH WLL SCOOP HIM UP AND HT 101 IN AND .. CRAP
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11 THI SED | C - 巴山
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ISSUE 3 CROWDEN CHRISTOPHER SEBELA I RO STEIN | TED BRANDT I TRIONA FARRELL CARDINAL RAE image
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Her phone's still down . Samey's got an idea tho . Campaign's at 1.57 mil . We're gonna be so rich . Five people don't split out to rich Plus Reapr takes a cut , 20 % off the top . Don't forget taxes Plus we gotta get an Auditor BE MORE CAFETORIUM You guys are assholes . On the bright side , any of us dies , that's one less cut . Not worried . I made an ammo run to Click Click Boom , I'm set . GD You dopes coming ? That thing worked . -I II Me and Pete just parked . WHAT THING , SAMEY ? Y'KNOW , IF WE JUST WAIT ... THING I USED TO TRACK THAT ACTOR WITH THE KIDNAPPING CHARGE LAST YEAR . SAYS THEY'RE AT THE CORAL SANDS , DESK CLERK CONFIRMS . WE CAN BE THERE IN TEN . NO ONE ELSE HAS THIS INFO AND SHE'S GONNA HIT AT LEAST TWO ML IN A DAY OR SO . SURE , WOLF MAYBE WE GET SOME FOOTAGE , MAKE A FEW HUNDRED PACKAGING IT PRETEND WE TRUST EACH OTHER NOT TO GO PICK HER OFF WITHOUT THE REST OF US . Gamar CAFE TORIUM " APPARENTLY THESE LADIES ARE SCARY AS HELL . " HE'S GOT A POINT ME AND REPEAT WOULD SELL YOU ALL OUT TO GET THIS TO OURSELVES YEAH . ME TOO ALREADY HAD A PLAN DRAWN UP SSMYRRRKKI SAME . SO WE DO IT NOW MOVE IN FORMATION QUICKLY HEADSHOTS ALL AROUND .
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WARAN W OLOT SFS NOT 5 CE2 14 YUK RA D 2 20 ASLAY ARCA AWWAG AAN SCAN ACCEPTED WELCOME MR HUFNAGLE O תעה לאמא 13 154 1973 ANN 149.00 2.2 ) ANA W211 WARE DE SVEN TAT FLEEMOS ... 12 5.41 SONDVALG BRNO 11 r . 2205 AL
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ORY TOTALLY , BUT I HAD AN IDEA THE OTHER NIGHT HOW TO BAG THIS ONE . I THINK ... I THINK THIS MIGHT BE MY BIGGEST KILL YET . POLICE LINE DY ARRIVAL WITHOUT INCIDENT . AH . I'LL GET THEM TO BUMP OUR LIABILITY COVERAGE POLICE CINC sa 27 | SOM * JUST IN CASE . RAS
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ACCOMMODATIONS OBTAINED FREE OF CHARGE HEY , NO , OUT . WE RENTED THIS PLACE UNTIL TUESDAY SHWA MINOR DIFFICULTIES ENCOUNTERED . AND CONTAINED . NO WINDOW.NO ADJOINING WALL . BASED ON PHYSIOGNOWY THEY SHOULD REMAIN INERT FOR THE NEXT FOUR HOURS TARGET HASN'T LEFT ME MUCH TO WORK WITH NOT AN IMPEDIMENT THOUGH . FOR AS MUCH AS SHES RAISED , THIS WAS NEVER GOING TO BE A NEAT AND SIMPLE COLLECTION FORTUNATELY I PACK FOR SUCH EVENTUALITIES AND EVERY OTHER ONE I CAN CONCEIVE OF
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ido OH JEEZ , VITA I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE . GRAB THE BAGS . AND DOG VM AGHH ! IT DIE ! MOTHERFUCK ! I THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS SAFE ! NO ! STAY LOW BEHIND ME . CAN I GET A GUN ? I CAN'T EVEN TRUST YOU NOT TO GET US TRACKED DOWN FOR ONE FREAKING NIGHT ARE YOU HIGH ? OH MY GOD ! IT WASN'T NE !
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PLAN THIS WAS PLAN B. SHUT UP . mum ООО EER I'M GONNA GET IN THE BACK AND LIE DOWN . CORALS NO , I NEED YOU UP HERE THIS TIME , SCOOT DOWN AND WHEN I TELL YOU DO SOMETHING Dar esa I KNOW . ' DO IT OR YOU DIE . BL4H BLAH BLAH ! BLAH BL44 NOTHING , DUM DUM WE GOT PAPARAZZI ON OUR TAIL OH . THAT'S BAD , RIGHT ? THEY'RE LIKE REGULAR PAPARAZZI EXCEPT THEY HAVE WEAPONS 50 YEAH NOT GREAT
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FOR THE RECORD , I DONT WANT ANY OF THIS THEN WHY DID YOU GET US BURNED AT TWO DIFFERENT PLACES ? AURULURUMS " I DIDN'T ! YOU BROKE MY PHONE AND I WAS ASLEEP WHILE YOU WERE DANCING IN YOUR VR HELMET " YOU SAW THAT ? " " UM , I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT . " HERE RELOAD ME . " CHARLE , YOU CAN'T BE AS DUMB AS YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE . " OH YEAH ? DO WAITA MINUTE..I'M OFFENDED HOLD THE CLIP LIKE IT'S THE STEM OF A MARGARITA GLASS HAR DEE WAR WAR . YOU'RE HILARIOUS HAG do CHARLIE STEADY . PELLER IELT ITEMPI - SEE ? I'M USEF -- OH SHIT an
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I'M NOT GETTING DEAD BY YOU BUDDY " NEWTON'S THIRD TIL LAW , DUMMY ! " te ok LM , NO . WHY DON'T YOU KILL THESE FUCKERS ? I TOLD YOU . CHARLIE THE LAST THING I WANT IS TO LETS TRY THIS . HEX PHYSICS IS YOUR FRIEND YOU GOOD ? I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOU MYSELE I SWEAR TO GOD . HE'S STILL COMING . rooo
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OKAY , THAT ONE WAS TOTALLY ON ME IM SUPER SORRY I GET IT , YOU'RE PANICKING . NO ONE'S EVER TRIED TO BUT THIS IS KILL YOU BEFORE WHAT THEY'RE COUNTING BOO HOO ON , YOU FREAKING AND RUNNING RIGHT INTO A HAIL OF BULLETS THAT'S WHY YOU GOT ME . I'M YOUR BULLETPROOFING " CAUSE I'M PRETTY OKAY AT IT . " SO YOU REALLY REALLY GOTTA LET ME DO MY JOB . ( į VITA I WAS GONNA SAY HOW COOL THAT WAS . DON'T APOLOGIZE AGAIN UNLESS YOU MEAN HOW ABOUT DON'T SAY ANYTHING ? wa 27
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" WE GOTTA FIND SOMEWHERE QUET . " wo00000 ! 3r TSAR Mr Lang Artreum HEAD ICA'S NEXT bottom HEY , WE NEED TO TALK win TROTTER ! TROTTER ! TROTTER ! " C'MON , CAM . I'M ENJOYING WATCHING MYSELS " WHAT'S NEW ? WE STILL GOTTA TALK " YOU SUGGESTED THIS PROMO OF ALL MY REAPR GREATEST HITS . " AND IT'S NOT WORKING EVEN WITH ELLISON , THE MILLION BUCKS AND RISING YOUR NUMBERS ARE STALE " YOUVE PLATEALED , AFTER THAT COMES THE DECLINE . THE CRASH . ETCETERA . WE'RE DOING TRIAGE NOW . " " THAT'S ... THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN . I HAVE FOUR MILLION FOLLOWERS ! " " AND TEN THOUSAND COMPETITORS . YOU OPENED THE DOOR OTHER PEOPLE WERE BOUND TO WALK THROUGH IT , TOO . WATCH THIS FOOTAGE AND TELL ME NO ONE'S THINKING ABOUT ME . " THEY MIGHT FOLLOW YOU , BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THEY THINK ABOUT YOU MUCH . " DON'T POUT . I'VE GOT SOME IDEAS
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THE REAL HOUSELESS.COM V RECAN STRETCHING BACK A YEAR LIKE HER TRASH . IT'S ALL TAME OUT CONTAMERS AND ? TO GO COFFEE CUPS HER DVR FALLED UP WEEKS AGO . UNWATCHED SHOWS SHES NEVER HERE MY SHOWS A DELIMADOPTION ( 30 ) WHO WANTS TO EAT A MOLLICNOVAE ( 22 CHANNEL SE7EN'S DEAL OR NO DEAL AMERICA'S NEXT TOP BOTTOM CHIEF JUSTICE FIERI : A RETROSPECTINE RU PAUL'S INDY 500 ( 9 ) GOALS LAPTOP IS DEAD . WIPED CLEAN . MAKES SENSE , HER WHOLE LIFE IS DIGITAL , TRANSITORY NATION OF KILLERS SUPERNATURAL ( 412 ) SHES A MOARCER . COPES UPON COPIES OF HER PERSONAL EFFECTS SCATTERED ACROSS A DOZEN EXTERNAL DRIVES MARCH CAN NORMALLY BE USEFUL WHAT MUSIC SHE LISTENS TO . WHAT WHETHER THEY'RE ORGANIZED OR NOT . WHAT KIND OF PORN SHE KEEPS ON JANO . EXCEPT SHE WA : SO MUCH OF IT . HARD TO CONNECT ON A DEEP LEVEL WITH A BRICK WALL . THERES NO THERE THERE ITS ALL MIODEN AWAY SORRY FOR ENJOY THE THE MESS . REST OF YOUR VACATION . ALMOST AD11 / 24BLE . SO IL LOOK ELSEWHERE
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WORD IS OUT . CAMPAIGNERS ARE CLAWING TERRITORY GUESS I SHOULD DO THE SAME 1 COUNT EIGHT PEOZE MATCANG TANS HOUSE CURRENTLY N NOW THIS IS INSPIRING ALL SHE WAS IS A DFEND PROFILE AND 4 GUN COLLECTION SOMEONE INTRIGUING JOURN AND SECRETS THE BEST FEATURE OF ALL .
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" OH , COME ON HERE ? WHY ? " WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CAVE TO A LIBRARY ? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ? UNTL THEY SHUT THEM DOWN . ORN ATUN NOW PEOPLE LIVE HERE . GREAT . HOWS THIS REMOTELY SAFE ? LIBRARIES INSTALLED SIGNAL JAMMERS TO KEEP PEOPLE OFF THEIR PHONES , TO MAKE IT A MORE IMMERSIVE EXPERIENCE lo 00 WHICH IRONICALLY KILLED OFF MOST OF THEIR TRAFFIC EXCEPT FOR THE DIEHARDS AND ' DIEHARD ISNT SOME NICKNAME . AN 50 IT'S THE BEST PLACE WE CAN BE WITHOUT MOVING OUT TO THE DESERT UNTRACKABLE , UNPREDICTABLE WELCOME TO THE GOLDWYN . CHECKING IN VACANCIES FICTION LARGE PRINT REFERENCE EVERAL SUBJECT ) ором с ror , WE'LL TAKE THAT VACANT STUDY ROOM . GUESSING YOU DON'T PUT IT ON HAVE ANY MY BILL CASH HEY , DON'T BLAME ME FOR LIVING LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE YEP SORRY ? VACANCIES FICTION LARGE PRINT REFERENCE LSEVERAL SUBJECTS ) I DON'T GIVE A SHIT . TOP OF THE STAIRS STUDY ROOM DC
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I DON'T WANT TO BE ALL JUDGY 14 15 NI THEN YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T FINISH THAT SENTENCE . WE'RE LUCKY TO GET A ROOM THE DOWNTOWN BRANCH HAS A FOUR - MONTH WAITING LIST I'D SAY DON'T PEE IN HERE , BUT IT WOULD ONLY BE AN IMPROVEMENT ALL YOU , CHARLE . I'M GONNA GRAB SOME MATTRESSES AND PRINTOUTS . ILL COME WITH AND HELP ! GROSS . BUT ITS FINE . WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK IF YOU TRULY WANT TO HELP CHARLIE , YOULL STAY HERE , GIVE ME TWENTY MINUTES ALONE . OH WAY ? FIKRAID " JUST . STAY . " THINK UP A NAME FOR DOG " AND PREPARE TO TELL ME THE TRUTH ABOUT HOW YOU GOT US TRACKED DOWN W - EN I GET BACK " DON'T CARE . I'M OFF THE CLOCK ' I DIDN'T DO . " " MAKE ALL YOUR EXCUSES ONCE I GET BACK . "
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I DIDN'T THINK YOU LITERALLY MEANT PAPERWORK CAN'T YOU DO IT ONLINE ? THEY CAN'T STOP IT THEY NEVER COULD . SO INSTEAD THEY BUREAUCRATIZE IT TO DEATH . YOU'RE SIGNING A CONFESSION , BASICALLY WITH EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES . MOST PEOPLE HAVE TO HIRE AUDITORS WHO SPECIALIZE IN APPEALS PAPERWORK , AND THEY COST MORE THAN MOST LITIGATORS ONE OF THE RULES YOU HAVE TO DO IT BY HAND . AND THESE SUCKERS ARE COMPLICATED . SUBFORMS AND CROSS - REFERENCING AND IF YOU SCREW UP YOU GO RIGHT TO JAIL . I DON'T GET HOW COPS ARE COOL WITH ALL THIS REAP STUFF SURE . MURDER ACCOUNTANTS WHY NOT ? HOW DO THEY FIGURE OUT WHO YOU KILLED AND WHO DIED BY , UM , MISADVENTURE ? YET YOU'RE FILLING ALL THESE OUT YOURSELF COPS LOVE REAPR CASES . WORK ' EM HARD , CLEAR ' EM QUICK YOU DON'T FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK YOU MISS ONE COMMA OR LEGAL CODE ? YOU JUST FLUSHED YOUR APPEAL THEY THROW YOU DOWN A DEEP DARK HOLE WITH ALL THE OTHER REAP WANNABES STILL WAITING FOR A TRAL AUDITORS COST AN ARM AND A LEG PLUS IT PAYS TO BE HONORABLE AND DO THE WORK . NOT ALL THE TIME , NOT WITH EVERYONE BUT YOU SHOULD HWE SOMETHING TO HANG ON TO , KEEP YOURSELF ACCOUNTABLE . SSMYRRRKK LIKE FENANCE THERE'S A REASON WERE LIVING IN A LIBRARY RIGHT NOW . I LIKE TO THINK I'M DOING MY PART TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST IT .
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IN THE TAXONOMY OF PROFOUNDLY UNHEALTHY PLACES . I'VE SPENT THE LAST TWO DAYS IN TAREE AIRPORTS ON FOUR DIFFERENT PLANES - I FEEL TOXIC TO THE TOUCH FTM TOTAME MY NEXT STEPS I NEED TO GET INTO PHASE th HHHH UNDERSTAND WHO I'M HUNTING ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL , FROM THE SCENT THEY LEAVE ON THEIR TOWELS TO HOW MANY BOTTLES THEY KEEP IN THE HOUSE TRYING TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE OF THE GOAL FEELS IMPOSSIBLE RIGHT NOW . SHE'S UNPREDICTABLE . BUT THE WOMAN SHE HIRED / 5NT . DIG DEEP ENOUGH , YOU CAN ABSORB ENOUGH OF SOMEONE TO READ THEIR MIND PREDICT THEIR MOVEMENTS AND IF THAT DOESNT SUFFICE SOMETIMES THE UNIVERSE TAKES OVER , MAKES THEM LEAVE THEIR MYSTERIES LYING OUT , BEGGNG TO BE SOLVED . ANTICIPATION . GETTING TO KNOW THEIR QUIRKS . ALMOST MORE FUN THAN THE CRESCENDO / TSELE
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DO NO BORK BORK BORK WILL YOU PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF , MUTTLEY READ sis PEZ !!! HEY ! HI ! GOOD MORNING ! LATE AFTERNOON ALSO , YOU SNORE . LOUD . NO , I DON'T WHATCHA DOING ? YOU SURE CLEAN YOUR GUNS A LOT IT KEEPS MY HANDS BUSY . MAKES FOR BETTER SHOTS , TOO . OM TEACH ME TO SHOOT ! PLEEEEEASE ? LET'S START WITH RELOADING THAT'S THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
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I HATE THIS ! THESE STUPID BULLETS . --OW -- WORK BETTER COMING OUT THE OTHER END . PLEASE DROP THE ' WOE IS ME ROUTINE , CHARLIE . YOU KEEP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BRAINLESS , PEOPLE ARE APT TO START BELIEVING YOU TRY ME YOU NOW WILL YOU TEACH ME TO SHOOT ? TELL ME WHAT YOU DID , WHY YOUR REAP CAMPAIGN KEEPS GROWING I THOUGHT SO . STOP ACTING LIKE THIS IS FUN CHARLIE .
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ht " ... THIS AINT SUMMER CAMP wO00000 ! KEEP THIS PARTY GOING ! WHEN I GET BACK , WE'LL GET YOU ALL ON TONIGHT'S STREAM A YEAH , I'M PROBABLY GONNA RECORD ANOTHER SINGLE AFTER THIS I LOVE IT WHEN YOU KILL PEOPLE 8 TROTTER ! TROTTERI NOTICE TROTTER HAS TO GO , KIDS YOU'RE THE REAL HEROES ! WT THE HELL OUT OF HERE Z 구 YEP , BUT TUNE IN TO THE STREAM TONIGHT , ALIBIS . COME ON , CAN WE WRAP THIS UP ? I'M BORED TO TEARS . NO . HERE'S OUR NEXT OPTION FITS ALL YOUR SPECS HAS GOOD LIGHT , PRETTY RENTABLE YEAH , OKAY . AN EXPLOSION HERE A WALL THERE THIS HAS GOOD AMBUSH POTENTIAL CON MAGA
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SCENARIO 27 ARMED TERRORISTS SKYJACK PLANE Pula In UITI Cie SCENARIO 4 BASIC HOSTAGE NEGOTIATION D. 90 POWELL MASON Sts . SCENARIO X THE TROLLEY PROBLEM SIGH ISH NK
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OH , C'MON ! I WANNA SEE HOW IT ENOS ! AND I NEED HELP CARRYING GROCERIES , SO LET'S GO . DISGUISE . THIS HAT I GOT NOTHING . NO SECRET TRACKERS NO HIDDEN PHONES , I'M NOT TRYING TO DIE HERE IS USED ME EITHER THAT'S WHY I HAD TO CHECK . EMPTY YOUR POCKETS BEFORE WE GO . OOH , CAN WE GO IN NO . WE'RE LYING LOW . GETTING FOOD . COMING HOME . LISTEN , I KNOW I'M PAYING YOU TO KEEP ME ALIVE , BUT IF I HAVE TO LIVE IN A LIBRARY FOR A MONTH , I'M GONNA START RECONSIDERING THAT THREAT SOUNDS MORE CONVINCING EVERY TIME , CHARLIE . YOU STINK I HOPE SOMEONE BLOWS YOU UP GET THE HELL DOWN ! ODO REAPR inn THERE'S A NICE WAY TO DO THAT
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" ASSASSINATION TOURS . RIGHT BEHIND US . ... WHAT ? " no 111 PB OOM AND AS PROMISED FYON LOON DIRECTLY FRONT OF US YOU'LL SEE CHARLOTTE ELLISON , AHA THE MILLION DOLLAR GIRL ! WHOSE CAMPAIGN HAS RAISED OVER 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS 50 FAR AS OF 3PM ! PLEASE ENJOY THE COMPLWENTARY FIREARM UNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT Of You PEOPLE PAY MONEY FOR THIS ? MOSTLY TOURISTS FROM TOWNS TOO SMALL FOR REAPR . COME TO THE BIG CITY , KILL SOMEONE COME HOME WITH A PILE OF MONEY HOW THE CRAP DO THEY KEEP TRACKING US ? GIVE ME YOUR GUN ! I'LL SHOOT THEIR TIRES OR SOMETHING . THE HELL YOU WILL GET IN BACK AND STAY DOWN WHILE I LOSE THEM . PAGE DEM DOG , YOU DUMMY , GET DOWN . OH SON OF A B ... I JUST FIGURED IT OUT 11 THE DAMN DOG'S CHIPPED
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JUST BEFFE SPREAD OUT , LOOK FOR SOMETHING WE CAN USE TO EFFE GET THEM BACK HERE . C'MON , MY SHOULDER'S KILLING . LEMME GET A TASTE OOH YEAH , ME TOO . PSSSSSP WU HURRY UP , PSSSSSP I GOT IT ! I KNOW HOW TO GET THEM BACK HERE IT'S BRILLIANT ! GOING TO THE CAR ! BE RIGHT BACK ! I WONDER IF WE CAN SELL ANY OF THIS JUNK ? FREAKIN DA ! JIMMY GET THAT LIGHTER READY WHAT LIGHTER ?
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THERE IS THE MONEX WHICH IS COMPELLING TW USED TO MORE SINGULAR PURSUITS . PRIVATE CONTRACTS . LONG STANDING GRUDGES I DON'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS . AND WITH REAPR THERE'S NOTHING BUT OTHERS Kodok WARNING THE OPPORTUNITY TO CHALLENGE MYSELF SEE NEW PLACES MEET NEW TERRIBLE PEOPLE . PLEASE DON'T DO THAT . 25
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TO STORES " STOP DRIVING SO FAST ! I WANT TO SHOOT THE BUS ! I'VE GOT SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE THAT CAN WIPE DOG'S CHIP WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE HEAD FOR THE MALL . THE BUS CAN'T DRIVE THROUGH THERE WE GET TO THE OTHER SIDE AND IT'S TWO BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE BY ALLEY YOU'RE SURE THAT THING CAN'T CHASE US ? " NO ! WE'VE GOT TO GET OFF THE ROAD EVEN IF IT COULD GET THROUGH THE BARRIERS , IT'S WILDLY ILLEGAL PRETTY SURE THEY DON'T CARE TIPS PLEASE ENSURE YOUR SEATBELT IS FASTENED AND KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN WHILE THE PROTECTIVE SHUTTER MOVES INTO PLACE GIRL , YOU BETTER HAVE A LOT OF MONEY WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER EVERYONE SCATTER !
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I I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CAUTIOUS PL44444 ... YOU WANTED TO GO TO THE GROVE . WE'RE AT THE GROVE . THIS IS JUST GOING TO GET WORSE . YOU KNOW . WHAT ? NO . DOG IS OURS WE GET TO THE HOUSE AND THIS'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE . LET'S LET DOG GO ! HE'LL BE FINE ! SOMEONE RICH WLL SCOOP HIM UP AND HT 101 IN AND .. CRAP
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11 THI SED | C - 巴山