The doctor tells the patient that he is sorry to make him come to work on his off time. He says that unlike the patient, he actually likes his job. The doctor says that he will take care of the patient for the next two days. The patient asks the doctor what is wrong with him, and the doctor tells him that he has turned into a "creature" . He asks the patient if he has ever taken drugs, illicitly or prescribed, and if he drinks at least a couple of beers a day. He then asks if he could turn into the creature now, but the patient says he cannot, as he has lost all of his limbs. The physician says he could refer the patient to his "anorethologist," but he cannot tell if the hair on the patient's face is dyed for kicks or if the stubble on his face is green because he is not a dentist.