The narrator tells us that he's been smoking some side dishes and drinking some whiskey with them. He's a big fan of alcohol, but he doesn't really know much about it. The narrator says that he used a whiskey that had a "strong oak flavor" to go with the smoked side dishes. He says that since he was coming over, he "got excited" and tried to do the best he could. He asks if he should just drink, but the narrator says he'll probably have to wait until it's time for him to go to bed. He wants to make sure that the scotch and soda are "groomed" so that they don't get fat. He tells the narrator to kiss him, and the two fall asleep together.