The narrator is in an "ethnic pub" . He's been drinking with a friend of his, misato, who's also a "heavy drinker" to the "league" of people who feel like "asian light beers" are "practi calli water." The narrator tells misato that he's in love with a girl, but he hasn't yet had sex with her. He says he'd like to meet her, too, but misato has already told him that she's "silence a virgin" , so he doesn't want to say anything about it. The narrator drinks a lot of "bok choi gies," which are "spring rolls," "bok choy salad," and "bok-choi chicken," and says that misato told him "you about oh / confused that i'm silence a virgin," which is a reference to the fact that the narrator is not a virgin. He thinks misato meant to say that he is a virgin, but she didn't, and now he realizes that she meant that he was a "virgin." He looks forward to meeting her.