Okay, Shmoopers, we've got a new character. He's called Shmooper, and he's the one who wants to know what's up with the guy who's been flirting with the girl in the park. He wants to talk to Shmoop about it, but Shmoopper isn't having any of it. Shmooer asks why Shmoops hasn't been hanging out with her lately, and Shmoper is all, "Dude, I don't want to