In this chapter, we are introduced to a thirty-year-old woman who is looking for a boyfriend. She has summoned a male incubus to work in the sales department. The woman is shocked to learn that the male in the office is a "super hand thumper" , and she is worried that he is only having sexual intercourse with her. She is also worried that the other female employees are also attracted to him. The women try to comfort her, but she is unable to find any help.