The scene opens with a soliloquy in which the protagonist says that he wants to be his real lover, even if the play is over. He wants to spend the rest of his life with him. He tells the audience that he sometimes gets too involved in his role, but he doesn't sleep well with his co-actors. He says he prefers a man for a romantic relationship. He asks the protagonist why he isn't wearing his sweat pants. The protagonist says he's wearing them because they're too long, and he'd rather drag them across the floor than dirty them. The two men begin to argue about whether or not they should have sex, and the protagonist finally decides that he'll have sex with the protagonist if they have sex in "the real meaning" of the word "sex." He says that if they do, they'll be able to slide all the way to the top of the stairs, but that they should hold back because it's hard to get your body to move when you're holding back. He promises to "rock you like this" and "make a mess" out of his "hole." The protagonist asks the audience if he came to this scene "just by imagining it."