"Don't care, it's just a performance" . That's the first line of the play's opening soliloquy. It's a little bit of a mouthful, but the gist is this: Don't worry, you're not the only person in the play who's got a crush on the guy in question. And don't be surprised if he's not the first to fall in love with the girl in this scene. This is the first time we've heard this one before, so we're guessing it'll be the last time we hear it.