It's lunch time at the office, and we're introduced to a new employee. He's named Mr. Kamaio, and he's the boss of the human resources department. We learn that Kamaio has been fired from his job, and that the company is going to have to pay him back in full. We're also introduced to the new massage room, which is a fancy new addition to the office. We find out that the new room is supposed to be a place where Kamaio can rub his feet in and get rid of all the aches and pains that come with being a human being. He says that whenever he sees the boss, he always seems to be saying something weird and rude. He wants to rub the whole thing over and make it soft, so that when the boss sees him, he won't have to say anything weird or rude to him. He also says that he'll make the boss sit down on this chair and start talking to him in a way that's natural and natural-sounding. We get the feeling that the boss is a little creeped out by this whole thing. He starts to leave, but then he gets a little twitchy and starts to cry.