It's not a good sign when the guy says, "Oops, I forgot to tell you that I'm going to have sex with you right now. Is that good for you? Nah, it's just not good enough for me. I need to know where you're going to put your penis, and where you want it to go, so I can tell you where to put it" . The guy's like, "Sure, I'll do whatever you want with my penis" , but he's got to be clear where he wants to put his penis. He wants it to be far away from his "flappy pussy" so he can "swallow" it and "flapping" it . He also wants to be sure that he can get his "pussy" to "swoosh" it, so he says "Swish flap flap" and then "swoop" it. He's all, "I'm not ashamed to death, but strangely, I am excited too" and so on and so forth. He asks if she's the type to "get excited" when she sees him, and she says yes, and then he asks if he should join her, and he says he'll join