It's been a while since we've heard from the narrator, but he's back. He's still moping around the house, moping and moping about how awesome it would be if he had a day off. He can't seem to figure out what's wrong with his head, so he starts rubbing his face with a wet cloth. He doesn't know how to get rid of the wet cloth, and he starts freaking out. Finally, he realizes that he has to go to the window and show off his new-found freedom. He wants to be respectful to the other guy who's watching porn on the other side of the door. He starts yelling at the guy to get out of the way, and the guy starts yelling back at him. Then he starts squirting the dirt all over the place, and then he starts yelling again. The guy's so freaked out that he starts to panic. He calls the police, and