The narrator asks if anyone has yet returned from the field. He says that he has always wanted to be a male caddie. He tells the narrator to call him anytime if he needs him to be his exclusive caddie. The narrator says that it is nice to hear that he is sore. He asks if he is lying on his back tonight, and the narrator replies that his boobs have gotten in the way. He takes off his shirt and rubs his nipples, which he says tickles his "baw babe." He says he is very loyal to the company, and that he will show his loyalty by wearing this shirt from now on. He worries that if he goes into debt, he will not be able to pay it back, but he says he will handle it.