This chapter contains scenes that may be disturbing to some readers. The narrator tells us that he has always wanted to teach his readers a lesson, and this time he's going to do it in a way that's real. He'll show them what happens if they start messing up with someone higher up than they are, and he'll give them a real education. He tells them to "swoosh" and "squish" and then "rub rub stop it" and so on and so forth. Then he says, "let's do our boobs first" , and "slide slide" . And then he says "stop... stop... . . stop... ... . thrust thrust thrust, squelch pull oh... my... we shouldn't-let-all-this-go-to-waste... spread lick drip lick gasp , thrust thrust squelch , squelch thrust thrust