It's now 3 a.m., which means it's time to go back to bed. Okay, so now that we're back in the present, let's take a look at what's been going down in the past few days. We're not exactly sure what to make of the whole "smack smack smack" thing, but we'll give it a shot: it sounds like the two of them have been having sex three times in one day. Uh-oh, what are we talking about? Well, it turns out that they've already done it three times, and now they're trying to do it a fourth time. Um, OK, so what are you up to? You know, the one where you're hanging out with your friend and you feel guilty for hanging out and having sex with a girl you don't really know. You know what that's like? You're like, "