The narrator complains to Tamura about how long it's been since he's paid him. He's also complaining about how dirty his laundry is. Tamura says that he doesn't have any siblings, so he has to rely on his dad to take care of the household. The narrator says that Tamura is a "pretty open and straight-forward guy" , and that he'd be a good pick for a boyfriend if he had "some flaws" instead of being "per fect" like he does. He also says that if he were to date a girl, he would have sex with her the very first time, because she's "straight" and "hot." The narrator is grossed out by the idea that she'd have to practice chastity with Tamura before she'll be able to do it with anyone else. She asks Tamura to "tug for" when she does it with someone she loves.