The song opens with a groan from the audience. It's obvious that the narrator is in a bad mood. He's so embarrassed that he doesn't even know what to say. He says that he's heard the same thing the previous day, and that he wants to know what's going on. He asks if anyone is watching him, and if they are, he asks if they want to know how he feels. The narrator says that she's been so embarrassed that she can't say anything, but then she asks if he wants her to kiss him. She says yes, and he kisses her. The song ends with the narrator saying that she wants to hear what he is talking about, and then he asks her if she wants him to kiss her. He kisses her, and she says yes. Then she asks him if she can kiss him again. She kisses him again, and the song ends.