"My best friend Sea well then," the narrator tells us, "I'm going to take him home. He's having a good time, and it's not like he's in love with her. She's just trying to get him to take her off his shoes so she can get a good look at him. She doesn't want him to get too drunk, so she tells him to "snap" and "snap why you're doing this" . She also tells him not to "reach for love" , because she's going to get "wrinkles in your fa-vorite shirt ."