In this short scene, Shmoop tells his dog, the guard dog, that he loves his master, the skeevy puppy, and that he wishes he could tell him so. He tells the dog that he has wanted to tell him this for a long time, but that they couldn't get close enough to kiss, so he's not sure how to do it now that they're both guards. He says that he wants to sleep with the dog, but he doesn't want anyone else to be able to do the same thing to him, and he wants the dog to stay as a guard dog for the rest of his life. Shmoops, Shmo and the puppy all agree that they can't do this now, but Shmo says he'll let them all sleep together under the bridge, since he'd rather do it with someone else than with a puppy. He also says that kissing the puppy was a bad idea, because Shmiike overwrote the kiss, and Shmieke won't let him sleep with anyone but him. The puppy is all, "I love you, so I'll sleep with you, too" , and the dog agrees. Sh