The narrator is at the gym, and the guy at the front of the room is flirting with him, but he's too hot to do it. The narrator says he can't do it, because the guy is too hot, and he'd rather be on the receiving end of the "receiving" end than the "recipient" end. The two of them have a little chat, and it turns out that the guy's been avoiding the narrator all day long. He's so hot that he can barely make eye contact with the narrator, which makes the narrator nervous. He asks the guy if he could swap shifts with him on this particular day, but the guy doesn't seem to want to do so, so the narrator tells him to "smile" and "get horny" when he looks at him, which is a pretty common response to the guy. The guy says that it's just "weird" for him to be feeling this way, and that he just wants to "dump" the guy, which the narrator thinks is a gross pun on "dump." The narrator tells the guy that he should have told him about the whole thing earlier, but that he didn't want to be "carried away" . He says that if the guy hated it, he should