I'm in the middle of a conversation with a girl who's been flirting with me. She's a bit of a creep, but she's got a plan. She wants to get close to the guy, and she wants to make sure he sees her. First, she has to get rid of her asumi, which means she'll have to get her ass out of the way of the guy's advances. She also wants to be sure that he doesn't see her as a pedophile, so she wants him to rub her asum's ass with his fingers, but he won't touch her unless she gets "stunned" by the way he's touching her. Okay, so we're not going to lie, this is pretty gross. We're going to tell you, though, that this isn't the first time we've seen this