The song opens with the narrator's declaration that he's been having an affair with a "cheeky girl" . He's not sure what's wrong with her, but he knows that she's in love with someone else. He wants to find out what the "hell is wrong" with her lover, and he wants to give her a chance to do so. He decides to use his mouth to "sense" her nipples, and then he'll use his "panter pant" to "suck" and "posh" her "sensitive nipple" , so that he can "find out about like" her lover. He tells her to press a "vatron" on her "private parts," and he hopes that the "vibration" will "overwhelm" her so that she can "see your fortune" through the "movement" of her "p parts." He then tells her that he saw her "slide grab" with someone she likes, and that the person she likes is her "junior" colleague. He says that if she says so, "that person is destiny," and urges her to rub his penis with the "spring rub" that he has on his body.