The next morning, the narrator wakes up to find that his childhood friend, Milady, has snuck into his bedroom. Milady has teased him all night about not being able to sleepwalk with her, and now he's going to have sex with her. He's so excited that he wants to slap Milady in the face. He wants her to slap him in the guts so he can get her to give him a kiss. He also wants Milady to kiss him in her arms so that Milady can get him to give her a kiss back.