The narrator wakes up to find that his childhood friend has snuck into his bedroom and teased him about it. The narrator confesses that he was trapped under her, but that he doesn't hate her at all. He's about to fall asleep when he wakes up again. He wonders how he's going to approach his friend the next day, since she's so pretty. He wakes up and finds that his friend has woken up and is in his bedroom. He tells her that he snuck in to "have some fun" , and that his "whole body" is "slippery smooth" . He asks her why she is there, and she tells him that she wants to "squish" him. He says that he can't get away from her, because she is "twitching" him with her fingers . She tells him to "pouch" him, and he says that's fine, since he'd be a boy if he were a boy. He then asks her if she'd like to kiss him, but she says no, because his boobs are too pretty for her to kiss. He wants her to rub him, which she does, and then he asks her to squirt him with water, which he does. Finally, he asks if he can "wipe normal to sneak