The next morning, the narrator wakes up to find that his girlfriend has snuck into his bedroom. He's not sure why, but he's pretty sure it's because she's a childhood friend of his. He wants to get revenge on her for having dumped him, and he wants to make sure that she doesn't get away with it. He tells her to "wobble" so that he can "grab and plus" and "shake how cute" she is. He also wants to "suck" her so that she won't be able to "rub even budge" when he tries to do the same with his "tip" . He says that he'll "make sure to lick" her "nice and good" and that she'll have to "pluck" him "to make sure" that he "doesn't stand" it when he plays with his tip . The narrator is pretty sure that this is the first time that he has had sex with a woman in a long time, and that he needs to get his revenge