Just in case you haven't figured it out yet, this is how it goes down in the novel: the narrator asks his brother-in-law's girlfriend if she's had sex with him before. The girl says yes, and the narrator says that he's asked her to do it three times. He's so happy that he can't believe that he hasn't had sex in three days. The narrator asks the girl if she wants to have sex again, and she says yes. He then asks her to give him a kiss, and they kiss for the third time. The first kiss is so good that the narrator swears he'll never have sex with anyone again. The second kiss is even better, and he swears that he won't have sex for the rest of his life. The third kiss