It's after the snack shoot, and Shmoop is moping about how awesome it was to squirt himself into the pant leg. He's also psyched about the fact that he's finally been able to "posh" himself into a sexual position, which is pretty rare for a guy who doesn't have sex with a girl . He wants to "go deeper" than the "vulgar vibrator" he just used, and "bang me" , and he wants to do it "as many times" as he wants . The only problem is, Shmooper isn't sure if this is a "reward" or if it's just "the best reward" .