In this chapter, we meet a young man named tao, who is working at an advertising agency. He tells us that his girlfriend is waiting for him to send her a text message. He says that she is already unconscionably dressed, and that she has tucked her hair back behind her ears three times. He adds that her face turned red when he said that their "couple's menu" was so pretty, but that she did not react one bit, whether it was a "beautiful meal" or a "violin solo" . He concludes that there is "literally 0 percent chance shes into you" , and he suggests that they go for a "digestive walk" in the local park. .