In this short scene, we learn that the narrator is going to meet his first love, who is from college. The narrator tells us that she was able to get her first love to fall asleep without him crying, and that she's now reading him a fairytale to make him fall asleep. We learn that this is the first time we've seen the narrator smile brightly, and the narrator wonders if this is because the narrator's meeting with the first love is going well. He also asks the narrator about her job, and she tells him that she is preparing to leave her job and go live with her best friend, the president. She also tells the audience that the president is very close to her every day, which makes the narrator feel sorry for her. She asks the audience if they've been well, and they tell her that it's taken a while. She tells them that she made the president cry in the middle of the night because she was worried about him. She says that she called the company because she wanted to make sure that he was okay. The audience is confused by her strange way of speaking, and wonders if she is the "god of parenting" .