The cat explains that he feels like he's been home for only two days when he gets the key back from the thieves. He's glad to be home, because it makes him feel like he left. He says that if he hadn't gotten the cat, he wouldn't have been able to do what he does now. The cat says that the only thing that's changed since he got the cat is that his name is "Joe" . He picks locks , he picks his nose , and he flicks crap . At least, he says, he feels a little wet. He asks if the cat hates water , or just shows off . No problem, says the cat , though he'll fix himself up with a few quarters. He wants to know if