The pirate explains that he's not fit to be a part of auradon prep. He's just not good enough at being a pirate. He needs to learn how to be more like everyone else, he says. He tells the audience that they're on their lunch break, and that's when he'll need to figure out a new business model for the guy. The pirate asks if anyone's heard that he was invited to auradon, and he wonders if the guy is really ready for the job. He says it's hard to be an auradon pirate, because you need to be constantly negotiating with clients, managing your time, and dealing with all the other stuff that goes along with running a pirate business. He asks the audience to watch out, because he doesn't know how to do this. He wants to leave, but he can't find a way to get out of the room. The pirates are doing what they do best: causing mayhem. He shows the audience how they've been doing it, and asks if the kid is trying to be good at this, or if he just has a natural talent for being a bad pirate. The kid says he heard that they managed to find some rare stuff, so this is his last test before he goes off to do the job at auradon.