In this chapter, we learn that the protagonist is a bullied, bullied kid named Little kyo. He's also a member of the same class as the protagonist's mother, who was also a friend of Little Kandinsky's. Little-Kandinsky and the protagonist have known each other since childhood, and Little-Jakob has a picture of him in middle school. The protagonist is upset that his friend doesn't remember him from that time period. He says that he's grown up, too, and that he knows exactly what it's like to get a man and get a bad attitude. He wants to be left alone, to be alone with his own thoughts and feelings, and not be bothered by anyone else's thoughts or feelings. He also says that his looks and his son's looks will get better as time goes on, no matter how much he tries to improve them. He asks if he'll keep going on speed dating, but he says he'd rather be married right now, so he won't be going out looking for a man. He tells us that he was so used to the idea of being a good friend that he didn't think twice about being good enough to get her attention. He blushes at the thought that he might have been good enough for her. The author of the story says that the story is a sexual prescription for childhood friends