The narrator introduces us to the academy, an all-boys boarding school that produces future leaders. The narrator tells us that the students are forbidden from playing video games or manga, and that they can pursue love as much as they like once they focus on their studies. He then tells us about the mushroom syndrome, which makes a person's "dick" turn into a "mushroom" . He tells us how he got the syndrome on their school trip and how he's going to talk to chuta about it. He wants to know how his "thing" is getting bigger and bigger, and how to drain the poison out of it.