Okay, now we're back in the real world. We're introduced to a new character, a young man named Kamerade. Kamerade has just bought Kamerade a new phone, and he's super excited to use it. He wants to know if he can use it again, but Kamerade can't seem to get his head around the fact that the phone is "lean" and "slump" . He's totally grossed out by the whole thing. He even goes so far as to ask Kamerade to rub his face with the phone to make it "feel good at all" , which is a pretty gross thing to ask of someone who's just bought you a new thing. But Kamerade doesn