OK, now we're back to the story. This time, it's about a girl named "the ceremony" . She's cute, but she's also got a dark past. She used to be a girl called "the gorilla girl" , and she used to spend all of her time in school "looking like a gorilla" on Valentine's Day . Now, she wants to change that. She wants to get a boyfriend, so she decides to "reinvent" herself and go back to being the "gorilla girl" instead of the "girl" she was before. OK, so this is a bit of a mouthful, but the gist of the story is that the girl is super cute, and the dude is super handsome. The dude is going to be the new guy at work, and he's super excited to be working for a company that's got a reputation for being "the place to be." The dude's excited because he thinks that the company's new employee will be like him, too, and that he'll be able to get along with the dude. The guy's name is "the wasp," and the guy is super excited because "he was so scary" when he first saw the wasp. The wasp is a male host, so the dude has to be careful not to get too close to the guy. He's worried that if he gets too close, the guy will be too scared to come out of the house, and they'll get into an argument about who's the "wasp" and "the girl" and so on. This guy is the "worst" dude in the whole world, the dude says, and "you've got that spot on you."