The narrator complains that his boss is "kind of sexy" . He tells us that he's well paid and that he doesn't have to work overtime. He also says that the company is "not even bod illegal" , which means that he can do whatever he wants with his time. The narrator tells us he used to be a member of a local sports club and that his current boss is a "super fit" guy. He invites the narrator to have a drink with him, and the narrator is all "Oh that's thanks you for waiting ing !" . The next time the narrator says thank you, the new boss is going to be super drunk. The new boss reminds the narrator of a guy who used to "sleep with" him. He reminds him of the guy he slept with when he was a kid, and he thinks the alcohol made him horny. He says he'll think about something "annoying" when he thinks about this. The boss reminded him of this guy when he worked for him for a year and a half after college. He told the narrator that he was making a lot of money here and he should not let this job get in the way of his life. This is why he went out looking for the guy and found him a job at a power harassment lawyer.