Okay, Shmoopers, we've got a new character. He's named Shmooper, and he's the one who's been running around like a crazy person. He wants to run away from his girlfriend, but he can't because she's running away from him, too. He tells her to stop running, but she won't listen to him, because she doesn't want her lover to see her running away. She's not going to let him see her lying about her feelings, she says, because he'll catch up to her when he sees her running. Okay, we know you've heard this one before, but Shmoopper's got it coming. Shmoo