In this short scene, the young narrator, who has just returned from his first day of class at the local public school, delivers a soliloquy about how much he enjoys watching "The Princess Bride" . He says that even though the movie is full of action, it is still the best he has ever seen. He tells his friend that he wants him to go home to his apartment so that he can "prank rub rub rub" , which is a fancy way of saying "swallow" or "screep." The young narrator says that he is so sensitive that he feels "panto twitch" and wants to "cum . . panto twitch." He says he will "make you ah" and "feel even better" by making her feel "even better." He tells her that he will make her feel even better by rubbing rub rub on her skin. He then tells her to "swallow pant beer . pant another . dream" and says that she can "scream